- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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