- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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