- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Charlie Sheen

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A drunk guy walks into a car

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

your mum

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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