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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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