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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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