What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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