Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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1+2 = 6

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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