What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Robin, get in the car, please.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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