- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I don't believe in giraffes.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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