- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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