- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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