- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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