- Anti Joke

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word