- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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