- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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