- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No your aunties a joke

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

This statement is false.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Women's rights.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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