- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Alchohol.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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