whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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time to spruce up!

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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knock knock go away!!!

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hi

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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guess what? bannanas

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WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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