- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

why did the black guy die? cancer

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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