- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why? Why not?

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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