William wright is Gay

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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