why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Grace Ackerson

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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