THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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