- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Matthew Baker

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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