What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Women outside of the kitchen.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

a man makes a bad joke

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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