- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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