How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

What do you call your mom? Mom

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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