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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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