What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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