how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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A house comes around the corner.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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