- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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