knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Charlie Sheen

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What's long and black The unemployment line

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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