What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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