Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Do the roar!

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Water? I hardly know her.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Anti Joke

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