- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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