Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Penis

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Tucker Rivera

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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This is an anti-joke.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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