Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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