- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

A seal walks into a club.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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