- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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