- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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