- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

knock knock whos there? nobody

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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