what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Anti Joke

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