- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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