- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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