- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

your no better than a cockroach

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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