- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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