- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

united we sit, cause we're fat

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Communism hehe xd

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

osama bin laden is dead

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