- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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