- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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