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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A fat guy!

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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