- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

what has genitial warts? me

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

This isn't funny.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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