Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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You were born.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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