Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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