I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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You sick fiend

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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