whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Ehh

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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