Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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