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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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antijoke is the best website.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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VITAMIN C!

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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