Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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