- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

What is life? Paul.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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