Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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