- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the sky? True or False

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Racial equality.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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