What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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