- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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