- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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