- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

roses are red violets should be purple

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

knock knock who's there ?

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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