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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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