Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What stops a train? A missile

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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