- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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