Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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