- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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