- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

poopy is poopy

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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