- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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