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what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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