- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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