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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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