- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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