- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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