Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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