- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Albert your flies undone.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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