- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

call me maybe.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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