what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Racial Equality

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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