SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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