- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

I killed someone on minecraft.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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