Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Democracy.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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