Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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Nero, sure you are okay?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Phew... it's gone.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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