- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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