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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Tim likes girls

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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