- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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