- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's stupid a light bulb.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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