- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

I C U P White stuff

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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