- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

i like turtles

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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