- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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