I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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