- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

So these two girls have a cup .

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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