- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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