- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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