- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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