- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What does two plus two equal? 4

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a duck?

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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