A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

knock knock Dave's not here.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

My Nan, that is all.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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