- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Nobody cares maddie!

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

black chicken. kfc

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock knock knock OCD

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Adam Chebali is awesome

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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