- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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