whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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