Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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