- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

there once was a black man who played basketball

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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What fires shots? A gun

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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