- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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