whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

ugvvvvvv

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

I have an idea! You leave.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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