- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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