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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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