Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Justin Bieber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Fat? Jesse Z

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Dumbledore dies.

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