- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

this website is a bad joke

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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