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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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