Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

A American seeking into mexico

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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