friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Your mom.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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