Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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your so fat. your fat!

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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