Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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