My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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