What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Manchester City

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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