What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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My Butthole.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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