- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Japan

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

WNBA

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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