- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

A black man walks out of a police station

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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