Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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