"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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your face

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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