Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

angelo snyder is not ga

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Communism hehe xd

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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