- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

how do you win a game try your best

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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