A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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