Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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