- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

black chicken. kfc

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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