Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Anti Joke

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