- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

anti jokes are really funny

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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