- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

how do you win a game try your best

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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