- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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