A guy at a baseball game....

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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