So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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