A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Your sex life.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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