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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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