- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

what's funny about war? nothing!

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

a person who will soon die of beeties

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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