- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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