- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

womans having rights.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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