What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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poopy is poopy

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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