- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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