- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Wanna hear a joke? no

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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