Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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