- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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