- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

My spelling is horrible

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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