Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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