A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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