- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Fat? Jesse Z

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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