what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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This isn't funny.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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