- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

quantum physics?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Asian women drivers...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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