- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

a black man walks out of popeyes

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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