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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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