Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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A shark ate your mom

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Anti Joke

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