- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What rhymes with milk...milf

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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