- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Get up Look in the mirror

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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