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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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