- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

penis

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

hi mom

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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