- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Pickles are powerful

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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