- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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