- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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