where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

you give like i give lomain

The Big Band Theory

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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