my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

class is canceled. My professor died.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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