- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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