I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Death by kayak

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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Anti Joke

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