- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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women's rights.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

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