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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

yolo your orange looks orange

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

penisvaginaorgasm

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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