Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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learn. advance!

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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