- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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