An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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