Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Men

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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