What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

This isn't funny.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

a man checks his mypsace

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

it's funny because it's funny

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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