What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

thumb_up thumb_down -15

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What comes after Friday? A ?.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

p lkl

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

thumb_up thumb_down -15

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops