- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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