Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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