A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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