Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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