What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

I'd like to make a withdraw

I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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