Half life 3 confirmed

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

baloney sandwich

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Communism hehe xd

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Girls Lacrosse.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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