Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Why so serious ?

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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