What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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