Neither did she.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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