- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Justin Bieber

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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