knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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Potassium? K.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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