- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

your mama's so fat... that's it

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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