- Anti Joke

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What's blue? The sky.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.