- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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