- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

nolan is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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