- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

your so fat. your fat!

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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