Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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