- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

What's big and messy? A big mess

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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