- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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