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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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