- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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