- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

whats 2+2? 4

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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