Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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