Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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