chinga tue madre Ryan

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Detroit has a low crime rate

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Good job, son.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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