- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What page are you on The gay page.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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