Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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