- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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