- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Immigration Laws

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

womens rights.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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