- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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