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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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