What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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