- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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