How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Knock Knock No solicitors

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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