- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

speak now or forever hold your pee

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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