Happy Monday!

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Guest what in the butt

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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