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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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