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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

justin beiber sucks

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

where do some birds live in? Earth

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