- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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