yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

how do you call someone? use a phone

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

I walk into a bar...

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

men's rights activists

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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