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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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