- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

womens rights.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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