What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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