- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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