- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

steven hawking walks into a bar

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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