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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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